Who wants to go home?

[paradisamods]

[It's been a long and busy past few days, and the giraffes of Terre Haute can sense the uneasiness among the weary travelers. Though some may not quite grasp why, others have a better sense of what's going on.

The three most vocal giraffes approach the group, who seems eager to depart. It seems they have a parting gift for the group, as well as a rather generous offer.]


[RAFFLE'S GIFT | BARRY'S OFFER | RAFFY'S SEND OFF | THE RIDE HOME]

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[deductiongeek]

[Melvin wasn't the only one displeased by this situation. Conan had been deposited in the very small corner in the back not taken up by the cottage and the mule.

He was somewhat resentful about this.

And so, when the Onceler starts on the next verse, Conan hums along at the top of his voice. His horribly, horribly off key voice.]

[whichwayyoulean]

[Oh merciful jesus what is that sound?!! The Once-ler stops playing immediately to peer into the wagon]

Are you dying or something?!

[deductiongeek]

I'm singing along! [Obviously.]

[whichwayyoulean]

...It sounds like you're in pain.

[deductiongeek]

...I'm not.