Assistance would be most welcome, sir, thank you for volunteering. My name is Lemony Snicket.... I came along in hopes of adding to the knowledge we have of this world, and of assisting the other travelers whenever possible. Unfortunately, while I am skilled in mountaineering, I am unsure of how effectively I might be able to unobtrusively bypass a herd of productive giraffes. .... It's mostly the sneaking around their legs that concerns me.